kard wrote:
what, no kansas / missouri jokes?
Ok, here I go:
• "Thank you for using the Kansas Turnpike!"
• Wow! Kansas really does suck!
• This is a perfect example of "Think One KC."
• I guess the suburbs perfer SUVs to smaller, economy cars.
• The Tigers will do the same thing to the Jayhawks.
• KC Wolf will pound the rest it of into the ground.
• "Welcome to Oz. Follow the crumbling road."
• Apparently, the weight of car was doubled because Missouri requires 2 licence plates.
• The car was from Missouri, so it was probably stolen anyway.
• I think we've finally found some parking for the Sprint Center!