YES on Rolling Roof Might Get Second Coming

[Deleted User]

YES on Rolling Roof Might Get Second Coming!

In behind closed door talks today with the Jackson County Sports Authority, Jesus, The Lord from heaven may in fact consider returning to the Truman Sports Complex. Up in arms, the RLDS church is protesting outside of Walmart Stores in an attempt to thwart the County's plan to develop the rolling roof, making it less likely that Jesus will return there. The RLDS Church World Headquarters had the market cornered but your vote April 4th could change that.

Furthermore the Boston Marathon and the Kentucky derby will consider TSC in 2008, more news after the vote.

[LenexatoKCMO]

You missed the best part -

Unfortunately, like some other promised events, Christ’s spokesperson declined to offer a firm date. “Look man, don’t you read the Bible? ‘But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only’? And I promise you, He ain’t telling.â€

[kcdcchef]

[quote="LenexatoKCMO"]
You missed the best part -

Unfortunately, like some other promised events, Christ’s spokesperson declined to offer a firm date. “Look man, don’t you read the Bible? ‘But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only’? And I promise you, He ain’t telling.â€

[lock+load]

I hear George Bush will be moving into one of the Arrowhead suites, so he can be close when Jesus returns.  No more white house.  The Red house.

GW and Chiefs football in the world's largest covered wagon.  Stand by for Jesus at halftime.  Vote YES on Question 2.

[KCMax]

If in Monday's game the Royals have six runs, on six hits, with six errors, I'll know this is true.

[LenexatoKCMO]

Personally I can't wait for the Itidarod.  Who would have ever dreamed KC would one day be that big-time.  And to think, we get that beautiful covered wagon to boot.  

[KCMax]

Did you know the Iditarod has an economic impact of $600 million dollars per year???

[DTO]

We just found out the CWS is moving to Kauffman as well. Fuck!

[kcdcchef]

We just found out the CWS is moving to Kauffman as well. Fuck!

so now all you guys have is billionaire row?

[LenexatoKCMO]

so now all you guys have is billionaire row?

SOS - is saving that announcement for Monday - if we build the covered wagon, all of Omaha's billionaires have agreed to come build a village of tax-free $20 million+ mansions under the covered wagon, between the stadiums. 

[Deleted User]

more just in.... the Head Puba of the RLDS Church from the front of the protest camp was overheard saying
"a roof that moves? How can we compete with that?"

The City of Boston has hired a high profile litigation team to confront "the beast from Kansas City" as some cities are calling it. The Boston Marathon is currently in discussion with Jackson County Sports Authority officials about that annual event. Meanwhile secret testing continues at an undisclosed site on the "beast". One reporter was shot at after he rejected an offer for moonshine upon entering the test site. Here is one photo he was able to capture of the testing which continues day and night.

[Steve52]

Divine Strake: Jesus’s 700 Ton Bomb

The military is planning to test out it’s largest non-nuclear bomb ever outside of Las Vegas, NV on June 2nd (hint hint city of heathens).

And in case you're wondering about the significance of the name Divine Strake, Agency Director Abdel Nour said it was "generated randomly by computer and has no significance".