BrookSider Closed For Liquor Law Violation

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Quocunque Jeceris Stabit

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O.K. Here is your stupid poem. Happy St. Patties Day everyone!

Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:08 pm
BrookSider Closed For Liquor Law Violation

A buddy and me went to Hooper's Saturday night and it was so packed with KU fans that we decided to walk over to the Brooksider instead. Sign out front said they were temporally closed due to a Liquor Law Violation. Does anyone have a clue what's up?

A couple of girls that were just as disappointed as us DROVE over to Hoopers!

We went on to 75th and had dinner and moved over to Kennides where we drank copious amounts of BLVD Irish Ale, until the tap ran out and they re-taped with Pale Ale. I was in the mood for Irish Ale because I had drank copious amounts at Harry's the night before. I Went there because I had been drinking Irish Ale all afternoon at work with my associates. I bought that Irish Ale because I had gone to the OP in OP and they didn't have it on tap and I was pissed because I had been drinking it all week at home. I had been drinking it all week at home because I drank it at Harry's a couple of weeks ago after hearing about it on this forum/

Ode to Blvd. Irish Ale.

Irish Ale,
If you were a Man
I would take you
Golfing and buy you Cigars,
Take you to a BAR where you could drink yourself.

If you were a Woman
I would take you
Ice Skating and buy you
A Warm Blanket
To wrap up in as you sat by the FIRE and drank yourself.

If you were a Country Preacher
I would have you over on a Lazy Sunday Afternoon
For Fried Chicken and Lemonade
You would refuse the LEMONADE and drink yourself.

If you were Clint Eastwood
I would help you
Make a Movie that you stared in
highlighting your toughness but
Surprising everyone at the end with your soft side
After kicking Chuck Norris's and Jack Bauer's ASS, you would drink yourself.

And I would drink you, too.

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Thank you.

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i am wishing I had laid in a supply of Irish for the coronavirus sequestrations.

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kigmee wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:52 am
i am wishing I had laid in a supply of Irish for the coronavirus sequestrations.
BLVD offering pick up sales at the Beer Hall!

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Raise an Irish Ale to celebrate the quinceanera of this immortal verse.

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An ode to Boulevard beer
is now a worm in my ear
I open this thread
it goes to my head
it's sure been a hell of a year

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grovester wrote:
Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:41 pm
An ode to Boulevard beer
is now a worm in my ear
I open this thread
it goes to my head
it's sure been a hell of a year
Cheers!
Quocunque Jeceris Stabit

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