So, what's up with the lights in the P&L district, they don't match the others..

[GRID]

[KCTigerFan]

[CityLiving]

[KCKev]

[zonk]

[ComandanteCero]

[KCLover]

They put those in there because they are trying to copy off of Village West. Wannabe Copycats

[schugg]

They put those in there because they are trying to copy off of Village West. Wannabe Copycats

[KCLover]

screw the lights....... OH MY GOD where will we park, theres no places!!!!  The top story on Fox 4 tonight was about parking for the Sprint Center. Talk about beating a dead horse. 

[GRID]

screw the lights....... OH MY GOD where will we park, theres no places!!!!  The top story on Fox 4 tonight was about parking for the Sprint Center. Talk about beating a dead horse. 

I saw that.  All hell is going to break loose at that Elton John Concert.  All four news channels and their choppers, the police choppers, and massive backups as people will miss the entire concert trying to find places to park.

I'm telling you.  It will be insane and it will probably be carried on CNN live.

"LIVE from Kansas . people trapped in parking garages for hours, lost families can't remember which garage they parked in and will wander around for hours, people will just freak out at the inconsistency of parking rates.  "Why is it $2 on this street and $25 on this one, the city needs to investigate this!!"  Says Mrs Smith of Olathe.  "Just insane, absolutely insane" says Bob of Lee's Summit.  "I will never go to a concert in KC again!"

CNN reports that local CBS affiliate KCTV 5 has reported 2 rapes and a rottweiler has been reported on the loose in the vacant P&L district.  KCTV 5 is warning those not familiar with the area to stay home.  They also mentioned that it's raining in Joplin so it might be best to stay home and watch the weather reports.

There are also reports of over 2200 cars being towed by the KCMO PD and people suffocating on the crowded MAX buses which can't get near the arena.

"We like the arena!" says a couple from Independence trying to sell meth to the crowds as they walk by.

"We didn't know they moved the arena!  Why doesn't the city educate us on this stuff??"  Says a couple from Belton as they spent 2 hours waiting for the doors to open at Kemper.  "We wondered why parking was free.  Too good to be true I suppose."

"I think we need to turn the Sprint Center into a fish tank" says Billy Bob of Bonner Springs "and get that dogone arena built by that there racetrack.  Parking won't be a problem there, I can't fit my 4x4 in these parking thingys".

Billy's wife, Mary Beth is still waiting for her brother to return from the Sprint Center last week after doing some "research on parking".  He called and said he could not find a route back to Wyandotte County from downtown KCMO.  Nobody has heard from him since.

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says Billy Bob of Bonner Springs "and get that dogone arena built by that there racetrack.  Parking won't be a problem there, I can't fit my 4x4 in these parking thingys".

I know you are joking (it was all pretty funny) but sadly there will be many many people who have exactly this thought about the Sprint Center - both Kansans and Missourians.

[QueSi2Opie]

Hilarious!

[PumpkinStalker]

This man wins a prize.  Best post I've ever read.