PittPA on marriage, marital finances, fidelity.

[mean]

She was probably a dumb bitch who was cheating on him anyway, and just wanted him so he could pay for the surgery. She deserves it. Somehow, undoubtedly, the man is the victim here. Uhhh, right? 

[Maitre D]

She was probably a dumb bitch who was cheating on him anyway, and just wanted him so he could pay for the surgery. She deserves it. Somehow, undoubtedly, the man is the victim here. Uhhh, right? 

No, that's how feminists behave when the woman is the problem.  I don't wanna be like those lost souls.

[mean]

I suppose, if by feminists you mean wacko feminists.

[Maitre D]

Indiana Woman Said "I Do" 23 Times

68-year-old Guinness world record holder would get married again
By  MATT BARTOSIK


An Anderson, IN woman has been married 23 times to all kinds of men ... but she'd still do it again because life "gets lonely."

She was born Linda Lou Taylor, but the 68-year-old Anderson, Ind., woman has had many names over the past 50+ years. That's because she's been hitched 23 times, making her the most married woman in history.

Linda can't remember her husbands in order, but she remembers the first one vividly. She and George Scott married in 1957, when she was just 16 and he was 31. They stayed together for seven years, making the marriage her longest.

Her shortest marriage? Thirty-six hours to Fred Chadwick......


Linda has been married to a convict, a preacher, a musician, bartenders, homeless men, electricians, and even two gay men. One husband beat her. More than one deserted her.....




http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/In ... html?yhp=1

[kcmetro]

So is she like a millionaire who promises money in return for marriage???  How does someone get married 23 times?

[loftguy]

So is she like a millionaire who promises money in return for marriage???  How does someone get married 23 times?

I dunno.  I've only been married 22 times.

[Maitre D]

So is she like a millionaire who promises money in return for marriage???  How does someone get married 23 times?

Because women LOVE weddings!  They just hate marriage.  It's a weird juxtaposition but it explains this gal's behavior.  According to Parade:


Despite the common stereotype that women want commitment while men don't, in reality men are happier with their marriages than women are.  Nearly 70% of the men surveyed said they "never" think about leaving their wives, whereas nearly half of the women said they think about leaving their husbands at least occasionally--and sometimes daily.

http://www.parade.com/hot-topics/2008/0 ... n-marriage

[lock+load]

Thanks for digging this old thread up MD.  Explains your interest in this topic.

2.  Yia-Yia's.  yeah, my wife dragged me in a while back...cheap entrees and excellent service.  Impeccable cleanliness.  Beautiful people.

[chrizow]

[Maitre D]

Who said I was single?

Maybe I'm a horribly unhappy married person?  Or...maybe I'm separated.   Maybe I live with a mistress.  Or maybe she lives on her own and I just visit.  Or then again, maybe I am single?   Or maybe not?   

[aknowledgeableperson]

For you, I guess, if the girl is available then you are single.  If you are not interested or she requires a paper bag then you are married.

[Maitre D]

LAS VEGAS – Billionaire Las Vegas casino magnate Steve Wynn and wife Elaine are again headed for divorce, a court official said Tuesday.


Steve Wynn is chief executive of the Las Vegas-based casino company, which reported $210.2 million in net income for 2008. Elaine Wynn, 66, is a director on the company's board.


Steve and Elaine Wynn, college sweethearts, were married in 1963. They divorced in 1986, only to remarry five years later. As a longtime member of the company's board, Elaine Wynn, a former beauty queen, has been active in the family business and is a regular on the Las Vegas charity and social circuit.


Vogue magazine once dubbed her "the unofficial queen of Las Vegas."

In happier times, Steve Wynn once said he bought the Desert Inn casino, the site of his Wynn Las Vegas, as a birthday gift for his wife.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090311/ap_ ... _divorce_3

[KCMax]

Alaska Gov. Palin's daughter, fiance break up

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, he said Wednesday, about 2 1/2 months after the couple had a baby.

Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.

[kcmetro]

Alaska Gov. Palin's daughter, fiance break up

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, he said Wednesday, about 2 1/2 months after the couple had a baby.

Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.

He was probably banging her mom.

[LenexatoKCMO]

Johnston, 19, told The Associated Press that he and 18-year-old Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. He declined to elaborate as he stood outside his family's home in Wasilla, about 40 miles north of Anchorage.[/i]

Yeah - like that wasn't nine months ago.    I wonder just how much cash he got to go along with that farce throughout the campaign.  

[Maitre D]

Fashion Faux Popped
Man wearing "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery

MARCH 16--A Florida man wearing an "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge. According to a police report, Gellert, pictured in the below mug shot, got into an argument with his wife and "screamed at the victim and threw numerous items." He then allegedly "grabbed the victim's neck and strangled her,"







http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... iage1.html

[Highlander]

Fashion Faux Popped
Man wearing "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery

MARCH 16--A Florida man wearing an "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge. According to a police report, Gellert, pictured in the below mug shot, got into an argument with his wife and "screamed at the victim and threw numerous items." He then allegedly "grabbed the victim's neck and strangled her,"

I guess loving your marriage doesn't necassarily mean you love your wife.

[mean]

Some girls like to be choked, but I suspect this was not that.

[KCMax]

The Onion: Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam

Area resident Helen Crandall, 44, was arrested by Akron police Sunday, charged with conducting an elaborate "sex-for-security" scam in which she allegedly defrauded husband Russell Crandall out of nearly $230,000 in cash, food, clothing and housing over the past 19 years using periodic offers of sexual intercourse.

"It's the biggest scam of its kind I've ever seen," Akron police chief Thomas Agee said. "We're talking coats, dishwashers, jewelry, sewing machines, bathroom cleansers?you name it."...

Perhaps the most damaging testimony has come from Mr. Crandall himself, who on Tuesday told police that while the couple was dating in 1977, Mrs. Crandall?then known as Helen Steuben?demanded that he buy her a ring worth over $1,000 before he could have sex with her. The first sexual liaison took place some six months later at Bob's Honeymooner Hotel during an all-expenses-paid trip to Niagara Falls.

[FangKC]

The irony of this satirical article is how true it is for some couples.