TheDude wrote:i love all surburban cities in the metro cause it keeps the mullet headed, minivan drivin', white bread eatin', tastless masses out of my beloved brookside!! viva la suburbs!!
Lord knows nobody in Brookside drives a mini-van or eats "white bread". The only "mullets" I see are in Bonner Springs, Edwardsville, Olathe, Merriam, Leavenworth, Raytown, Grain Valley, Independence, Belton and Raymore.
Anyhow, I like "wheat" bread and most my friends (or associates) were (or are) hispanic, black, native-american or bearded biker dudes. I do have one stereotypical white bread friend, but he's cool because he's a major alcoholic and goes anywhere to have a party (from the ghetto to the gay bars) when he's wasted. The fool's quite obnoxious when he's sober though.
